January 2011
gpoy new year's eve edition
clabwag-has-moved asked: "Would you like to see my daughter? Here's a photo, she's just six months old. Don't you think she's ADORABLE?"
"So are you single at the moment?"
"Oh, HI ADAM! It's been so long. You remember me, right? We met that one time, you know? ... You DO remember me, right?"
"Hey, have you met Pat? I think you two would make...
"So are you single at the moment?"
"Oh, HI ADAM! It's been so long. You remember me, right? We met that one time, you know? ... You DO remember me, right?"
"Hey, have you met Pat? I think you two would make...
clabwag-has-moved asked: "Would you like to see my daughter? Here's a photo, she's just six months old. Don't you think she's ADORABLE?"
"So are you single at the moment?"
"Oh, HI ADAM! It's been so long. You remember me, right? We met that one time, you know? ... You DO remember me, right?"
"Hey, have you met Pat? I think you two would make...
"So are you single at the moment?"
"Oh, HI ADAM! It's been so long. You remember me, right? We met that one time, you know? ... You DO remember me, right?"
"Hey, have you met Pat? I think you two would make...
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ACTUALLY FUCK THAT LET'S HAVE A PARTY
sarcasticindiefucks:
GO GET A PIECE OF PAPER
DRAW A TRIANGLE ON IT
GO TO http://omegle.com/
START A VIDEO CHAT
HOLD YOUR TRIANGLE PAPER UP NEXT TO YOUR FACE
TRY TO FIND FELLOW SARCASTIC INDIE FUCKS DOING THE SAME
TAKE SCREEN SHOTS
POST THEM ON TUMBLR
TAG THEM AS #nolifenewyears
ACTUALLY JUST TAG ALL OF YOUR POSTS ABOUT HAVING NO PLANS WITH #nolifenewyears
AND THEN SEARCH...
clabwag replied to your post: i was gunna go to a party but it was cancelled
If you like, I’ll ask you inane and invasive questions, and you can awkwardly dodge them; then at least it won’t have been a total waste.
GO FOR IT
i was gunna go to a party but it was cancelled
i hate it when i stress about public interactions with other humans only to have them cancelled
it’s like
why put all that work into nothing
reblog if you have no plans for new years
british ppl r from da future
December 2010
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i have a stress rash oh my god
everything is going to go wrong tonight! :D!
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my
tummy
☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ I have Tumblr.
i made one of those three words thingamabobs
http://threewords.me/isthiswhereitypemyusernamesomeonehelpme
now my little pineapples- describe me in three words
go go go g ogo gog og og og og gog g og og og ogogogogogogogogogogogogogo
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fagotron:
wwiao:
I KNOW YOU KNOW THE WORDS
...
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've... →
wwiao:
Oh my god, the first two posters were amazing.
I want that lost poster blown up and put on my wall oh my god
obnoxious blog 2010 is over okay
i’m going to bed now
just had to get that out of my system
*cracks neck*
night y’allz
neighborhoodtragedy asked: Adam, quite trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.
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hashtag fetch blog 2010
#fetch blog 2010
make it happen my little pineapples
make
it
happen
neighborhoodtragedy asked: Adam, quite trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.
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REBLOG IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
i-bleed-pink-glitter:
HELLZ YES
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hey let's try to make "fetch" happen
i’m bored
both my mom and my aunt have fallen in love with...
what
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i just found out that my mom took the whole week...
which means she’ll be home all week
which means i’m about to check my ass into a hotel with wifi
Anonymous asked: wait, haha. I was serious.. are you a homosexual?
Anonymous asked: wait, haha. I was serious.. are you a homosexual?
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my cats will not stay out from behind the...
they’re going to end up like the cat in Christmas Vacation
goddamnit
Anonymous asked: w8 wut. Ur n0+ ghey r u )':; cos lyk ur So00o0 gt && stUfF ):): //crey crey//stab st@b
Anonymous asked: w8 wut. Ur n0+ ghey r u )':; cos lyk ur So00o0 gt && stUfF ):): //crey crey//stab st@b
notesfromathumb replied to your post:will someone do me a favor and teach me how to relax
take some nyquil
my parole officer said i shouldn’t buy that stuff anymore soooooo……….
will someone do me a favor and teach me how to...
i’ve been a wreck all day and i just got really nervous watching my grandparent’s dog drink water
like somehow it was going to cause something very bad to happen
my stomach hurts and i’m about to send a really mopey i miss you text to my semi-ex-boyfriend and i don’t want that to happen at all
HELP A BROTHER OUT
that awkward moment when you're up at 4:30
and realize you have two funerals to go to today
my family was like these gift cards should be used...
but all i heard was like piz-pizza-piz-pizza-piz-pizzapiz-piz-piz-pizza
i just really really want a christmas pizza even though it’s not christmas anymore
my city had its first ever white christmas in...
i still can’t believe it
i fucking love cocaine christmas
my grandmother for some reason felt like making a...
i am not objecting
i
am
not
objecting
at
all
thanksgiving is coming twice this year
and
so
am
i
PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
the directions on my antibiotics say to avoid...
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my afternoon is going to consist of me watching...
apparently the spider wasn’t venemous but it also wasn’t clean either
if it were to have tried eat some antibacterial soap before it bit me we would have been okay
however it didn’t and now i have a yummy infection on my forehead and it will probably leave a scar to remind me forever that my worst nightmare, being eaten by a spider in my sleep, almost came true.
also...
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i'm going to the emergency room
i guess spiders really are out to get us
one tried to give me a frontal lobotomy last night
owie
i'm having trouble sleeping again tonight
i am seriously going to sit here and eat this...
you bitches just wait
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okay the ex-boyf and i are officially "just...
i’m going to treat him exactly like i’d treat all my other friends except i’m never going to talk to him ever again and if i see him in public i’ll pretend like i don’t know him because i’m 13 and heartbroken
Ms. Barch is now my voice of reason
mom: i'm going to work. i'll see you this afternoon unless you evaporate