January 2011
If I had autotune I would never be bored again
until about an hour after i first start playing with it but god damn that’ll be one fun hour
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SOMETIMES WHEN I LISTEN TO FLYIN BY REGINA SPEKTOR
I FEEL LIKE I’M REALLY HIGH
NOT LIKE I’M ACTUALLY FLYING
BUT LIKE TOKE TOKE BABY
ESPECIALLY AT THE END OH MY GOD FLYIN IN THE SKY FLYIN IN THE SKY
tumbler? what's that?
anch0vies:
someone get me out of here
pretty much 95% of all the TV I've seen this week...
the 90s were the real golden age of television
tonight's SOTU is so meme worthy
everything from biden’s face to the salmon joke
just
everything
i found my long-lost half sister almost two months...
does this make me hipper than oprah
i feel so avant-garde
teach me how to snuggie, teach me, teach me how to...
apninianquandary:
wewere-fatedtopretend:
behind-the-sea:
that awkward moment when you try to turn a meme...
my index finger is hurting like hell right now
i’ve been pointing at and judging people a lot lately so that’s probably what’s going on
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes →
i wish they would make these like fortune cookies
but instead of fortunes there would be quotes from snooki
i’d call them snooki cookies
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so my girl cat grizz is preggers
you little slut way to go!
at first my mom was like A KNITTING NEEEDDDLLEEE
and then I was just like imagine her eyes with his fluffyness
and then she was like damnit
so our little cat family is going to get bigger and i’m very excited because kittens.
I am straight up sarah marshalling it with this...
real talk
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lol i sent him a message saying hello
he sent me a message basically saying “don’t talk to me”
oddly enough i knew that would happen but i did it anyway
why am i such a masochist
I NEED A GOOD STEVE MARTIN TEETH DRILLIN’
cameron found me on okcupid
lol…..
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it's been so fucking long since i've had a haircut
and now i don’t even want to go because i don’t want my hair dresser to judge me
but the longer i wait the longer it gets…
and the longer it gets the more judgement…. the… more… judgement……..
the more judgement adam...
don't get me wrong though
birminghamdrunk:
anyone who is NOT from alabama does not get to make blanket haterade statements about alabama.
basically.
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oh my god the aga saga woman
oh my fucking god the yogurt
the longer I take these fucking ADHD pills the...
HOW WEIRD
lol i just used a tanning bed for the first time
lol skin cancer
the lady put me in there for ten minutes instead of the normal first time user amount of five minutes because apparently i look like someone who crisps well
jana: i thought about putting food coloring in my hand sanitizer to give it a cute color and then i realized how bad of an idea that would actually be
adam: oh my god
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cat walking in front of you down a hallway
I HONEST TO GOD THOUGHT TODAY WAS SATURDAY
WhAt Is HaPpEnInG
“Taco boff.”
– Ally
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mom: okay i'm riding over to violet's mom's house
me: say hi to her marijuana plant for me
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i've been singing "my sharona" all day long
i don’t even know anyone named sharona
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apparently hitler had the same myers-briggs...
kewl!
scuzzy- answered your question:also what do you guys think about fake ear plugs
TACKY. it enforces the idea that stretching your ears is just a fashion statement and that it is an act of ~*~teen rebellion~*~
…but for me stretching my ears WOULD be a fashion statement and an act of teen rebellion
also what do you guys think about fake ear plugs
tacky or acceptable?
do you guys ever have inanimate objects that you...
the headphones i’ve had for two and a half years broke and me simply throwing them in the trash feels rude and unsentimental
WHAT DO I DO?
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