December 2011
my new year's resolution is not to accidentally...
if i can make it to 2013 without doing such, a blessed year it will be
To all the people I hate:
thesevenchaosemeralds:
BUT WAIT!
my contact keeps going fuzzy everytime i blink but...
poesys:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
iFELIZ ANO NUEVO!
Anonymous asked: Urban dictionary: Pussy poppin =when a female bends all the way over to the front exposing ones Vaginal area from the back allowing ones dancing partner to "pop it"
Anonymous asked: pop that pussy= take a girls virginity.
womb-raider:
I’m texting someone who’s at a party so its basically like I’m at a party too.
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last night cold medicine confession
i don’t know what it means to pop one’s pussy
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remember when we were funny
sarcasticindiefucks:
whiteowl:
sarcasticindiefucks:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
forever.
i think one of us from sarcasticindiefucks should just reblog this at least once a month until it stops being funny
i just had some cold medicine and i washed it down...
tyleroakley:
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
Seriously.
Deplorable.
i may or may not have had one or two sexual fantasies involving redfoo
Watcholdpossumsbookofpracticalcats:
michellelapinsky:
10knotes:
THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY
omg
my friend matt and i will often deliver haunting renditions of this if we haven’t seen one another in a while