March 2012
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
Watchyou guys
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking through his living room and accidentally stubs his toe really badly on the coffee table and has to hobble over to the chair and sit down for a second while the pain courses through his body
chirpofjoy asked: Can we have an antihistamine party sometime?
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is writing something with a pencil and the lead breaks so he goes to sharpen it and starts writing again but the lead breaks again because he dropped it earlier and the lead is broken in many places inside the pencil
otheradam keeps calling me a watered-down mexican
he’s being such a puta
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Arguing with me:
tyleroakley:
mormonhub:
I can’t wait to use this image as a response.
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